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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.

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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN

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Denominational Humor
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.

2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

3. Baptists? CHANGE???????

4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.

6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.

8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ

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Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like

Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue

Cartoon fun and more!

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes

Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue

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Comment by Vincent Kithome on May 2, 2013 at 1:17am: Amen, I will rejoice always for that is what the Lord wants me to do...

Comment by David Velasquez on April 25, 2013 at 1:28pm

Comment by David Velasquez on April 25, 2013 at 12:39pm

Comment by Prophet on April 11, 2013 at 7:51am: hehehe yup i agree, thank heavens they did not appoint an african pope, cos there were sooo many people saying that if it is an african pope then the world is about to end hehehe not that i'm not looking forward to Jesus coming, but there is still soooo much to do before He does come and we all graduate, woohoo

Comment by Deserey Velasquez on March 18, 2013 at 6:23pm: Good ones Choco and David =o)

Comment by David Velasquez on March 18, 2013 at 5:37pm: Choco - hahaha hahaha They might as well... haha

Comment by Choco on March 13, 2013 at 4:19pm: So this is how they chose the new pope!

Comment by David Velasquez on March 5, 2013 at 11:52pm: Jessi - glad to have you here and that you are enjoying the jokes.

Comment by David Velasquez on February 22, 2013 at 4:08pm

Married Couple's Sec..
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So, the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was over-come with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

Married Couple's Sec..

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So, the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was over-come with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

Comment by Jessi Perez on October 10, 2012 at 9:47am: @ Choco, Love the Jokes !!! Im new here, so I'm catching up on them little by little. :o) I don't know a lot of jokes, but i so enjoy these !!! Love to laugh !!! Thank You !

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