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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.

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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN

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Denominational Humor
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.

2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

3. Baptists? CHANGE???????

4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.

6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.

8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ

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Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like

Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue

Cartoon fun and more!

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes

Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue

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Comment by Prophet on May 23, 2011 at 12:02am: Whoa! what happened, we all still sem to be here? Oh NO we've been left behind, LOL. OR NOT so sick of these doom sayers and FALSE PROPHETS, The word says that any Prophet that prophecies falsely of prophecies deceit must be stoned, wonder where this will take place LOL

Comment by SHYLEEJAN on May 21, 2011 at 5:24am: CHOCOLATES !! GOOD ONE CHOCO

Comment by Prophet on May 17, 2011 at 4:16am: Yeh! LOL I guess it does work both ways, what with wigs and false eyelashes and the whole toot. Those who got more than they expected are Most certainly Blessed

Comment by RoyW on May 17, 2011 at 4:11am: And then, over the years. some of us find that we actually got more than we deserved.

Comment by Prophet on May 17, 2011 at 2:15am: Hmm, The Jekyl and Hide syndrome, You date one Guy and After you marry him overnight you wake up next to a total stranger and go Who are you, not the guy I dated......not the guy I learned to love and definately not the guy i signed on to share my life with........so scary