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All this seriousness, I think it's time for a laugh.
HAVE A GIGGLE FOR A CHANGE.
A lesson to be learned From typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!! Delete Comment
A lesson to be learned From typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!! Delete Comment
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Permalink Reply by Pastor Bob B on
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Permalink Reply by Ramona P. Jacobsz on
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Dear Skattie
Only you could be so naughty...
Did I send you the funny one about the old lady and the atheist. If not I will do so now.
Little Old Lady and the Atheist
There was a little old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky and shout, "Praise the Lord!"
Well, one day an atheist moved into the house next door. Over time, he became irritated at the little old lady. So every morning he would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, "There is no God!"
Time passes with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Then one morning in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord! Lord, I have no food and I am hungry. Please provide for me, oh Lord!"
The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out. "He has provided groceries for me!" The atheist jumped out of the hedges and shouted, "There is no Lord. I bought those groceries!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted, "Praise the Lord! He has provided me with groceries and He made the devil pay for them!"
Fondest love to you and Gene
Blessings
Ramona P.
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You have asked for humour - well here is some more!
A Simple Fact About Faith.
A. HUMOROUS ILLUSTRATIONS
1. Two nuns were driving through the countryside when they ran out of gas.
a. They walked to a nearby farmhouse for help and the kindly farmer said that they could siphon some of
the gas from his tractor.
(1) However, they could not find anything in which to carry the gas, until the farmer produced a
battered old chamber pot.
(2) Now, for those of you young people that have never seen or heard of a chamber pot, and don't
know what one is, it's an antique bed pan.
(3) And for those who STILL don't understand what a chamber pot is, it is something like a
port-a-potty.
(a) The nuns filled the pot with gas, walked back to the car, and began pouring it in.
1) A passing motorist, hardly believing what he saw, stopped and said, "I don't agree
with your religion, but I admire your faith!"
Have fun
Love to Gene and blessings to you both
Ramona P.
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Permalink Reply by Leonard T on
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Received this today. It's been around, but still cute.
Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Lord Bless,
LT
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Permalink Reply by MaryAnn on
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LOL...I have not heard this one before. That's rollickingly hilarious. I wonder how beer wine & whiskey all mixed together taste! NOT!
Thanks for the laugh!
Maryann
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DEAREST LT
THANKS FOR THE HUMOUR... IT IS SO CUTE. WILL SEND IT TO MY PASTOR... HE HAS SUCH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR! ALSO TO MY SON-IN-LAW (PASTOR) I AM SURE HE WILL ALSO APPRECIATE IT.
GOD BLESS AND I LOVE YOU
RAMONA P.
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I sent this to my pastor as well. This was his reply:
:)
Thanks Ramona for the idea. Love you
Maryann
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Permalink Reply by christopher lingk on
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Ron,
That was an absoulte RIOT !! LOL. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when she read that e-mail. Thanks for the story, it brought a smile to my face. God bless you brother.
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