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Papua New Guinea
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I'm here to...
learn more about bible
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to kown more about life in Jesus Christ
I'm passionate about...
my future when I died and find life after dead
My story with God
When I was in deep deep trouble and I realize that I need God, I need Jesus in my life, I need safety, I need protection
and the water which had come together he named "sea" Genesis 1:10

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At 5:02am on March 22, 2009, felixpadua said…
hello daime. this joke came from janet walker of the US. i am sharing it with you-

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see....Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claim that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
At 7:21pm on March 20, 2009, felixpadua said…
hello again.
At 2:30am on March 9, 2009, felixpadua said…
here's a joke i got from the AAG forum to cheer you up-

BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"

The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.

The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.

"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"

(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)
At 11:59pm on February 28, 2009, Daime said…
Jeanette B, thankyou very much for your prayers and god will richly bless you & your family.
At 11:28pm on February 28, 2009, Jeanette B said…
G'day, Daime!! Welcome! I do pray that you will be blessed here!!
At 3:16am on February 17, 2009, Pastor Bob B said…

I am so glad that you were blessed by my blog about being filled with the Holy Spirit. My prayer for you is that you will discover the joy of a Spirit filled and contolled life. He is what we need to get through this life victoriously. He will guide you and help you to become the man of God you desire to be in your heart of hearts.
In the love of Jesus
Bob
CHORUS
Holy Spirit come and fill this place
bring us healing with your warm embrace
Show Your power make your presence known
Holy Spirit come fill this place

VERSE 1
My heart is longing just to hear from you
My soul is waiting to know someone who
Can take us higher help us make it through
So will you please come and set us free

CHORUS

VERSE 2
Breath of God we need a touch from you
shine down on us with the light of truth
Stir our hearts and set our spirit free
Holy spirit come fill this place

VERSE 3
Our hearts are hungry for your perfect peace
Our souls are thirsty for the joy you bring
So send your glory makes your praise complete
Send down the rain, touch us once again

CHORUS
At 7:43am on February 16, 2009, Karamat Shamaun said…
Daime Thank you for your comments. I also believe. God bless you.
At 4:52am on January 22, 2009, Pastor Bob B said…


Thanks for your kind comment, yes God is faithful and He has caused all things to work together for my good and His glory. I have a message to others that God can restore our souls. God is able to take broken lives and recreate them into something brand new. This is what He has done for me and I praise him for it.

In the love of Jesus
Bob
At 10:07am on January 21, 2009, Nienie said…
Welcome
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.

May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
 
 
 

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