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CHURCH HUMOR
I AM STILL TRYING TO FIND MY WAY AROUND ON THIS SITE. HOPE THIS IS THE PLACE FOR THIS! ALOT OF FUNNY THINGS HAPPEN IN CHURCH! SOME HOW IT BEING AT CHURCH SEEMS TO MAKE IT EVEN FUNNIER! I KNOW THE LORD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AS IT SAYS "ALL GOOD THINGS COME FROM THE LORD". FOR ME HUMOR IS A VERY GOOD THING AND HAS HELPED ME KEEP GOING AT TIMES! JUST WANT TO SHARE SOME FUNNY THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME OR OTHERS I KNOW AT CHURCH. HOPE OTHERS WILL SHARE IN SOME GOOD CLEAN CHRISTIAN FUN!! YEARS AGO ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE PASTORS /PREACHERS WOULD SAY BLESS AND IT WOULD COME OUT JUST LIKE "BLAST"! WELL A WONDERFUL SISTER IN THE LORD WITH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE WAS GIVING A VERY INSPIRING SOLO! WELL MY GOD LOVING PREACHER COULD NOT CONTAIN HIS JOY AND FROM TIME TO TIME THROUGH OUT THE SONG HE WOULD SHOUT AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE "BLAST HER LORD BLAST HER"! HA HA! AMEN! JAMIE
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Permalink Reply by Ron Payne on
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HI JAMIE,
A FRIEND LAY SICK IN HOSPITAL AND FEELING VERY SORRY FOR HIMSELF..
HE SAID TO HIS WIFE: "I FEEL TERRIBLE , I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR?" SAID HIS BELOVED WIFE. "THE FRIDGE HAS NOT BEEN PAID, THE CAR PAYMENTS ARE OVERDUE AND YOU HAVE NOT YET COMPLETED THE PAYMENTS FOR OUR HOUSE."
YOU GOTTA LOVE HER!
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Permalink Reply by jamie allen lindsey on
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HA HA! NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT! RON I NEED A GOOD LAUGH A DAY! THANK YOU FOR THAT ONE! JAMIE
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Permalink Reply by Stacey Osana Arquines on
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hahhaha
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Permalink Reply by felixpadua on
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that's a blast, indeed.
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MY DAD ,WHO IS NOW WITH OUR LORD,TAUGHT ADULT SUNDAY SCHOOL FOR 30 + YEARS. WE LIVE ON THE GEORGIA/ALABAMA LINE IN NORTHWEST GEORGIA. ONE SUNDAY DADDY HAD A YOUNG "HUCK FINN" TYPE SITTING IN HIS CLASS. THE YOUNG MAN WAS THERE,BECAUSE HE HAD MISBEHAVED IN SOME WAY,AS USUAL,AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIS DAD SO THE DAD COULD KEEP AN EYE ON THE BOY.NOW THE LAD'S NAME WAS JOSH. HE WAS IN NO WAY A BAD KID JUST MISCHEVIOUS AND ALWAYS INTO SOMETHING. ANY TIME SOME LITTLE SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE CHURCH,WELL ALL EYES WENT TOWARDS JOSH FIRST AND FOREMOST. JOSH WAS AWARE OF THAT AND ALWAYS HAD TO COME UP WITH A REASON WHY HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WHATEVER THE PROBLEM WAS. MY DAD ON THIS SUNDAY MORNING TAUGHT ABOUT JOSHUA AND THE BATTLE OF JERICO. AS HE WAS FINISHING UP, MY POPPA LOOKED RIGHT AT THE BOY JOSH WITH A SERIOUS/HALF SMILE ON HIS FACE AND SAID IN A ERNEST WAY" NOW JOSH WAS THAT YOU THAT KNOCKED DOWN THEM WALLS AT JERICO?" JOSH SIT UP STRAIGHT UP AND SAID WITH ALL CONVICTION " NO I WAS IN ALABAMA WHEN THAT HAPPENED"!! JAMIE
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Hi Jamie,
Here's another laugh for you.
The husband is reading the local news out loud to his wife.
He reaches a headline that says:
"TWO BRAZILLIANS BURNT IN A FIRE."
Immediately his wife bursts into tears, starts to cry out loud and begins to get quite historical.
Alarmed her husband rushes to her side.
"What's wrong my Darling, why are you so terribly upset?" He asked
Between gulps and more crying she said: "How many are there in a Brazillion?"
Have fun. Ron
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HA HA HA! GOOD ONE RON! THANKS ! GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! JAMIE
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I WAS HOPING OTHERS WOULD GIVE SOME OF THE FUNNY EXPERIENCES FROM CHURCH ETC. WELL ONE MORE BOUT MY DEAR POP. AS I SAID EARLIER MY DAD TAUGHT ADULT SUNDAY SCHOOL FOR 30+ PLUS YEARS. HE HAD NOT BEEN TEACHING LONG WHEN HE DECIDED TO START A NEW ITEM AT THE END OF THE LESSON. HE READ IN THE BIBLE HOW CHRISTIANS ARE ADMONISHED TO CONFESS THEIR SINS ONE TO ANOTHER. WLL PAPA THOUGHT WELL ITS BIBLE SO.... HE STOOD UP TOLD WHAT THE BIBLE SAID AND THAT THE CLASS WOULD TELL EACH OTHERS SINS TO ONE ANOTHER. TO BREAK THE ICE DAD WENT FIRST. HE TOLD ALL ABOUT THE SINS HE COMMITTED AND ASKED ALL TO PRAY WITH HIM FOR THE LORD TO HELP HIM ANF FORGIVE HIM . THEN HE SAID "WHO'S" NEXT? IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLY DEADLY QUITE! TIME WENT ON AND ON. FINALLY DAD REALIZED HE HAD BEEN LEFT HANGING OUT TO DRY! THE EXPERIMENT WAS NOT REPEATED!
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Permalink Reply by Craig on
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Ok, here goes..
A priest, a rabbi and a lawyer were sitting together in a bar. The bartender took one look at them and said: "what is this, a joke?"
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THAT IS FUNNY CRAIG! I LOVE HUMOR I BELIEVE IT IS A GOD GIVEN THING! A FEW YEARS AGO A GOOD FRIEND DIED THAT WAS A VERY FUNNY PERSON. LOVED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! WELL MY BROTHER MADE ME FEEL BETTER BY SAYING MAYBE GOD NEEDED HIM TO MAKE HIM LAUGH.
WELL A FEW YEARS AGO MY WIFE'S MOM DIED. A FEW MONTHS LATER WHEN SHE WAS FEELING DOWN AND MISSING HER MOM ,I THOUGHT WHAT MY BROTHER HAD TOLD ME AND MADE ME FEEL BETTER,MAY HELP MY WIFE ALSO. I SAID YOUR MOM WAS SO FUNNY MAYBE GOD NEEDED HER TO MAKE HIM LAUGH.
NOT MISSING A BEAT SHE SAID "THEN WHY DIDN'T HE TAKE ROBIN WILLIAMS"! HA! WHAT COMFORTS ONE DON'T ALWAYS COMFORT ANOTHER! JAMIE
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HA HA! I really loved that last one!!! Thank You !! I needed that!! GOD BLESS YOU! JAMIE
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HA HA HA! OH WOW THAT WAS BEYONF FUNNY!
MY GRANDMOTHER AND GRAND DAD ON MY POP'S SIDE OF MY FAIMLY BOTH STARTED A CHURCH! SHE WAS BAPTIST AND HE WAS METHODIST.
THE CURCHES WERE BUILT ON THE SAME ROAD RIGHT ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER! DAD SAID ONE SUNDAY HE HAD TO GO TO ONE CHURCH AND THE NEXT SUNDAY HE HAD TO GO TO THE OTHER!
DAD NEVER SAID IF ANY HARD FEELINGS OVER THIS EVER HAPPENED,BUT SOUNDS A LITTLE COMPETITIVE!
A CHURCH HERE IN GEORGIA HAD ONE LEADING MEMBER THAT BELIEVED IN PREDESTINATION [IN OTHER WORDS HE THOUGHT ,ONE WAS CHOSEN TO BE A CHRISTION AND COICE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT] ANOTH LEADER IN THE CHURCE FELT CHOICE HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SALVATION. THE TWO BICKERED ABOUT THIS A GOOD DEAL!
ONE SUNDAY WHEN THE CHURCH WERE HAVING DINNER OUTSIDE ON THE GROUND,PICNIC STYLE,THE MAN THAT BELIEVED IN PREDESTINATION HELD UP A CHICKEN LEG AND ANNOUNCED TO ALL VERY LOULDLY "THAT AS SURE AS I AM ABOUT TO EAT THIS CHICKEN LEG PREDESTINATION IS THE WAY!" RIGHT AT THE MOMENT HE QUIT AND WHILE HE STILL HAD THE LEG SUSPENDED IN THE AIR A DOG CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND GRABBED THE LEG OUT OF THE MAN'S HAND AND TOOK OFF! THINK THE LORD WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM SOMETHING? HA!
SORRY MARY! HARD TO FOLLOW YOURS RIGHT AT THE MOMENT!! HA! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AND HELP US ALL!! JAMIE
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