hello leo, this is the joke for today. i got this from the AAG forum-
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
DEAR LEO, MyHotCommentsA TRUE CHILD OF GOD.WE HAVE BEEN BOUGHT AND PAID FOR.WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING TO HAE JESUS, JUST TO BELIEVE IN HIM,AND BE OBIEDIENT TO HIS WORD.NOW IS THAT TO HARD TO ASK.I ASK THIS IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I PRAY.
YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST.
DEAR LEO,
I TYPED IN GODTUBE.COM AND LOW AND BEHOLD I GOT THIS,CALLED TANGLE.COM.A NICE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY SITE.I CAM ACROSS THIS VIDEO THAT THEY HAD AMONG MANY MANY OTHER THINGS YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN CHECKING INTO.
I PRAY YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY,STAY WELL AND STAY BLESSED,IN HIS MOST PRECIOUS NAME OF JESUS CHRIIST OF NAZARENE.AMEN
YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST TRISH.
P.S. PLEASE EXCUSE MY CAPS MUCH EASIER ON MY EYES, I AM NOT YELLING.THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
MyHotCommentsthat ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
3For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.
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WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
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MyHotComments A TRUE CHILD OF GOD.WE HAVE BEEN BOUGHT AND PAID FOR.WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING TO HAE JESUS, JUST TO BELIEVE IN HIM,AND BE OBIEDIENT TO HIS WORD.NOW IS THAT TO HARD TO ASK.I ASK THIS IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I PRAY. YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST.
I TYPED IN GODTUBE.COM AND LOW AND BEHOLD I GOT THIS,CALLED TANGLE.COM.A NICE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY SITE.I CAM ACROSS THIS VIDEO THAT THEY HAD AMONG MANY MANY OTHER THINGS YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN CHECKING INTO.
I PRAY YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY,STAY WELL AND STAY BLESSED,IN HIS MOST PRECIOUS NAME OF JESUS CHRIIST OF NAZARENE.AMEN
YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST TRISH.
P.S. PLEASE EXCUSE MY CAPS MUCH EASIER ON MY EYES, I AM NOT YELLING.THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
LOVE YOUR SIS IN CHRIST TRISH
MyHotComments that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
3For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.
ROMANS 12:2-3
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Greetings in the Lord! This is Greg, TheNET Coordinator. Welcome! We're glad you are here!
Leo, have you come to the place in your spritual life where you have received the Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord? If you haven't already done this, please let us know and we can share with you how to do this and experience eternal life.
Please be sure to check out the Genesis Group and visit the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ.
I also want to invite you to join our Bible study, In the Beginning: a study in the book of Genesis to help you know God better and grow in Him! You can click here to join the study.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
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