A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
WIFE REPORTS MISSING HUSBAND... BUT SHE
IS NOT MISSING HER HUSBAND :) (SMILE)
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
Create in me a pure heart, O God, and
Renew a steadfast spirit within me. Psalm 51:10
Make a new heart in me, My God! Create it out of Your Pureness! (2 Cor. 5:17) Make my heart brand new so that it is totally pure and without anything bad. Dear God, make a new and faithful spirit inside of me. Give me Your Holy Spirit that I may be faithful to you in all things!! (John 3:1-21) Have my heart stick to you no matter what comes my way!!
You're invited to join the group "For Women Only." Stop in to ask questions, give feedback, and receive support from other women. Click Groups in the top nav bar and then "For Women Only." Then click to join the group. I hope you enjoy this network! ~Julia
Hi Judy
You will surely grow here and yes praise God that there is still time to run back to God...But we must learn that when we run to Him we must stay there for time is of the essence and we must grow and reach the goals He planned for us!
Lets pray right now:
Father we comes boldy before your throne of grace and stand in the gap for Judy's daughter who is far from you! Father you know the enemy is having her in his grip and in the name of Jesus I now command the devil to leave her alone and I bind his works over her life in JEsus name. Father draw her near to you and clothed her with your love.Thanks you Father in Jesus anme! Amen
Send her name to me so we can keep thanking God for rescueing her!
Blessings Nienie
If you browse the different ones' home pages you will find lots of good gospel music uploaded. Also you can go to U-Tube and other music sites on the internet where you can choose the music you like and share with others.
Hello Judy. Welcome to this worldwide Christian community online. It's such a wonderful opportunity to felowship with members of the Body of Christ from all over the world. God will bless you and I know you will be a blessing to us. I am praying for you.
Welcome
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
HELLO HOW R U TODAY HOPE UR OK
I WAS INTERESTED WHEN I SAW IN YOUR PROFILE THAT YOUR A CASHIER LIKE ME
WHAT A HARD POST LET US BE PRAYING FOR EACH OTHER
SHALOM
People are free to come here. They sign an agreement in order to be a member. If you feel threatened or inappropriately approached let me know and we will investigate it and if need be the Administrator can remove the person from the site. I assume you referring to the comment listed on your page? We will look into it.
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IMs: You can IM anyone who is on line by clicking on their picture located at the upper right part of the page.
Chat Room: There is a chat room located near the top of the AAG main page. It is a great place to get to know people better.
Videos: You can also upload Christian videos on the AAG main page or watch them. They are located down the left side of the main page.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. We are here to serve you to the best of our abilities.
We are glad you are here,
LT
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father God, our heavenly father, we bless you God, we ask that your will be done on earth as it is in heaven for my sister Judy's daughter, we come into your courts O God with thanksgiving in our hearts, knowing that you can do anything, you are able to do exceedingly above what we can ask for, we ask your help O God for this daughter, we ask Lord that you soften her heart, you place godly people in her path and bring a seperation between her and any ungodly friends, we ask O Lord God Almighty to wrap your arms of love toward this daughter, I do not know if she is feeling guilty about something or fearful of something, feeling of unworthiness of your love. Father God, we ask you by the power of your might to whisper to her in the night while she is sleeping, to draw her to you, give her experience of knowing there is heaven and hell, Lord God we claim this daughter to you today, we come against the accuser of the brethren, we rebuke satan and we say he is under our feet. We thank you Lord for bringing the heart of the kids toward their parents and the parents toward their children, we ask Lord you bless Judy with the gift of wisdom, the grace to speak your words concerning her daughter, we bless you Lord and in the name of Jesus we pray.
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A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
WIFE REPORTS MISSING HUSBAND... BUT SHE
IS NOT MISSING HER HUSBAND :) (SMILE)
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
Create in me a pure heart, O God, and
Renew a steadfast spirit within me. Psalm 51:10
Make a new heart in me, My God! Create it out of Your Pureness! (2 Cor. 5:17) Make my heart brand new so that it is totally pure and without anything bad. Dear God, make a new and faithful spirit inside of me. Give me Your Holy Spirit that I may be faithful to you in all things!! (John 3:1-21) Have my heart stick to you no matter what comes my way!!
KEEP N TOUCH EN GOD BLESS YOU...
You will surely grow here and yes praise God that there is still time to run back to God...But we must learn that when we run to Him we must stay there for time is of the essence and we must grow and reach the goals He planned for us!
Lets pray right now:
Father we comes boldy before your throne of grace and stand in the gap for Judy's daughter who is far from you! Father you know the enemy is having her in his grip and in the name of Jesus I now command the devil to leave her alone and I bind his works over her life in JEsus name. Father draw her near to you and clothed her with your love.Thanks you Father in Jesus anme! Amen
Send her name to me so we can keep thanking God for rescueing her!
Blessings Nienie
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
I WAS INTERESTED WHEN I SAW IN YOUR PROFILE THAT YOUR A CASHIER LIKE ME
WHAT A HARD POST LET US BE PRAYING FOR EACH OTHER
SHALOM
It has been taken care of. Thanks for pointing this out.
Lord Bless,
LT
Lord Bless,
LT
Forums and Blogs: Forums are for asking questions and for sharing a response to a question someone has posted. This is a great opportunity for “iron to sharpen iron.” Blogs are for posting an opinion, view or specific message regarding a subject.
Making New Friends: You will make many new friends here on AAG. Some will send a friend invite to you. You have the choice to accept or decline. When an invite has been sent to you the “My Friends” the upper right box on your home page will be followed by the word “New”.” Simply click on the icon and make your choice. To invite someone to be your friend you simply need to go to their home page and click on “add as friend” under their personal photo. Once someone is your friend you will be able to email each of your friends on AAG. You can also leave a message on someone personal page, but note that everyone will be able to read what you leave there.
IMs: You can IM anyone who is on line by clicking on their picture located at the upper right part of the page.
Chat Room: There is a chat room located near the top of the AAG main page. It is a great place to get to know people better.
Videos: You can also upload Christian videos on the AAG main page or watch them. They are located down the left side of the main page.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. We are here to serve you to the best of our abilities.
We are glad you are here,
LT
Volunteer Forums Moderator
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