hi karie, here's a joke for you, i found this at the forum of AAG-
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Hello Kariema!
How are you doing today? The Lord bless you my friend. Keep on singing and dancing your hearts desire! You are a very talented woman! Be strong and of good courage the Lord is with you and knows your every need!! Have a blessed day!
Paige
Hello sister!!! How are you today?? I pray that the Lord has kept you in His perfect peace today. You are such a talented woman of the Lord. Dont give up on your God given talents!!! get back to me if you still want to share more about our "BC" days.(before Christ) Anyway, hope you are doing good! remember to focus on Him and everything will just fall in to place in your life. He works all things out for the good for those who love Him!! God Bless you sister!!
Paige
My dearest Kariema
What an amazing observation! (so cute of you).
Is the baby on the pic yours - absolutely gorgeous. I am extremely fond of babies - they are a blessing from God.
Is your husband cuddling the little one? I love it when men take care of the kids and treat them as if they are precious - because that is exactly what they are - jewels...
Be blessed in Jesus my beloved sister]
<:))))>
Your Friend
Ramona P.
hey girl!!
Thanks for the quick reply!! What a blessing! U r awesome!
i would love to share testimonies, but I have a real hard time making mine short. If I did Id be cutting alot out, and it is all truly amazing. So, if we share, and its too long and its criving you crazy, let me know. Hee hee....
I cant wait to hear yours. I cant believe that Im saved. hes good like that. I was sooooooo lost, and sooooo hopeless, that I never thought that Id ever be where i am today. Dont get me wrong, I am NOT perfect by any means. Not even close, but I cling on to His promises, and live each day by day as best as I can. Its hard sometimes, but that is Life. Since the fall, we are all flesh and the world has fallen deeply in turmoil and chaos.
Anyway, girl, Thank you for writing. Your time is very precious Im sure so thank you for getting back to me.
Paige
Hello again, dont mean to bother you. Im excited about you and all your talent so Id like to share with you as well. This is one part of a mural project that I did for Calvary Chapel, SLC. Its called the creation room. So you can imagine what this room has in it. About everything. He is such a good artist and creator now, isnt He!!
Love you girl!!
Paige
Dearest Kariema
Hello! It is soo cool to meet you. We have alot in common. I love music, and play the drums. I used to be in a worship team when I first got saved and it was a blast. But after a while he called me to put my creative ability to work and start my own business as an artist,painting,drawing,designing, and so forth. I work in childrens ministry and have done several murals in alot of churches,etc. You can see them on my page, if youd like. I really like your pictures. Especially the modeling pictures. You are a beautiful woman of God! and very gifted too! You got it goin on!!
This is Paige, another moderator here on TheNet, and Im very blessed to have you join our community of believers, as we grow in the love and wisdom of our Lord . Its soo neat to meet new friends here from all around the world . You will find TheNet a safe place to get to know other believers and share your love and life in Christ.
I really like it here because its a great online source of Christian information,and fellowship. When I find it hard to get out of the house or hard to get to church, I get online and get "filled" with His word and all the other believers and thier prayers. Its soo good to know that when Im hurting there are others that are too and in need of the same love and support I do from the Lord. Praise God for His work on the Cross!!! We are all one body now and can work together to heal and help other members.
Also, Id like to invite you to come over and visit us in the Womens Group where women from all ages and all walks of life come to encourage and be encouraged to help, and be helped, to share thier wisdom with other women , and get prayer that we all need as women to continue in our faith and the path God has set before us all.
I hope to "see" you often and I would love to get to know you more as we walk this faith.
Im your friend, and if I can help or answer any questions for you, Im here.
God Bless you, Kariema!!cant wait to get to know you more.
Paige
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May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
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WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Hello Kariema!How are you doing today? The Lord bless you my friend. Keep on singing and dancing your hearts desire! You are a very talented woman! Be strong and of good courage the Lord is with you and knows your every need!! Have a blessed day!
Paige
I like the pictures you added to your page. they are awesome.
Have a blessed day!!
Paige
No but it came from my heart...
Fond love
<:))))>
Your friend
Ramona P.
Paige
What an amazing observation! (so cute of you).
Is the baby on the pic yours - absolutely gorgeous. I am extremely fond of babies - they are a blessing from God.
Is your husband cuddling the little one? I love it when men take care of the kids and treat them as if they are precious - because that is exactly what they are - jewels...
Be blessed in Jesus my beloved sister]
<:))))>
Your Friend
Ramona P.
Thanks for the quick reply!! What a blessing! U r awesome!
i would love to share testimonies, but I have a real hard time making mine short. If I did Id be cutting alot out, and it is all truly amazing. So, if we share, and its too long and its criving you crazy, let me know. Hee hee....
I cant wait to hear yours. I cant believe that Im saved. hes good like that. I was sooooooo lost, and sooooo hopeless, that I never thought that Id ever be where i am today. Dont get me wrong, I am NOT perfect by any means. Not even close, but I cling on to His promises, and live each day by day as best as I can. Its hard sometimes, but that is Life. Since the fall, we are all flesh and the world has fallen deeply in turmoil and chaos.
Anyway, girl, Thank you for writing. Your time is very precious Im sure so thank you for getting back to me.
Paige
Hello again, dont mean to bother you. Im excited about you and all your talent so Id like to share with you as well. This is one part of a mural project that I did for Calvary Chapel, SLC. Its called the creation room. So you can imagine what this room has in it. About everything. He is such a good artist and creator now, isnt He!!Love you girl!!
Paige
Hello! It is soo cool to meet you. We have alot in common. I love music, and play the drums. I used to be in a worship team when I first got saved and it was a blast. But after a while he called me to put my creative ability to work and start my own business as an artist,painting,drawing,designing, and so forth. I work in childrens ministry and have done several murals in alot of churches,etc. You can see them on my page, if youd like. I really like your pictures. Especially the modeling pictures. You are a beautiful woman of God! and very gifted too! You got it goin on!!
This is Paige, another moderator here on TheNet, and Im very blessed to have you join our community of believers, as we grow in the love and wisdom of our Lord . Its soo neat to meet new friends here from all around the world . You will find TheNet a safe place to get to know other believers and share your love and life in Christ.
I really like it here because its a great online source of Christian information,and fellowship. When I find it hard to get out of the house or hard to get to church, I get online and get "filled" with His word and all the other believers and thier prayers. Its soo good to know that when Im hurting there are others that are too and in need of the same love and support I do from the Lord. Praise God for His work on the Cross!!! We are all one body now and can work together to heal and help other members.
Also, Id like to invite you to come over and visit us in the Womens Group where women from all ages and all walks of life come to encourage and be encouraged to help, and be helped, to share thier wisdom with other women , and get prayer that we all need as women to continue in our faith and the path God has set before us all.
I hope to "see" you often and I would love to get to know you more as we walk this faith.
Im your friend, and if I can help or answer any questions for you, Im here.
God Bless you, Kariema!!cant wait to get to know you more.
Paige
Network Moderator
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Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
enjoy this video my friend... this is the reason why we are doing ministry here on earth..for WE ARE THE REASON...
God bless u...
Forums and Blogs: Forums are for asking questions and for sharing a response to a question someone has posted. This is a great opportunity for “iron to sharpen iron.” Blogs are for posting an opinion, view or specific message regarding a subject.
Making New Friends: You will make many new friends here on AAG. Some will send a friend invite to you. You have the choice to accept or decline. When an invite has been sent to you the “My Friends” the upper right box on your home page will be followed by the word “New”.” Simply click on the icon and make your choice. To invite someone to be your friend you simply need to go to their home page and click on “add as friend” under their personal photo. Once someone is your friend you will be able to email each of your friends on AAG. You can also leave a message on someone personal page, but note that everyone will be able to read what you leave there.
IMs: You can IM anyone who is on line by clicking on their picture located at the upper right part of the page.
Chat Room: There is a chat room located near the top of the AAG main page. It is a great place to get to know people better.
Videos: You can also upload Christian videos on the AAG main page or watch them. They are located down the left side of the main page.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. We are here to serve you to the best of our abilities.
We are glad you are here,
LT
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