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WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Greetings in the Lord! This is Bob, one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome! We're glad you are here!
I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
You are the most profound and beautiful of God's creations I have ever had the blessing to know. I love you so much, and am so thankful for your patience and commitment to God, to me, and to our family. Thank you for standing by my side and never leaving me to face my challenges alone (although I know God is always by my side and I am never truly alone!). The light of God shines through your eyes as they touch on me, and I feel loved. Try not to be too shocked or dismayed if I continue to call myself a 'Jesus Freak' as it is not meant in a derogatory way, but rather to show how fervent I am about Him and what He has come to mean to me....plus it takes the power out of the hateful words of those who choose not to believe if I claim the words first in a loving way...lol.
Dear brother in christ.........
there is nothing more important than developing a friendship with God.it is impossible for us to know God without having a deep relationship with him.the more we become God's friend. the more we will care about the things God cares about.jacob's passion for God's blessing on his life was so intense.he wrestled with God all night, saying,i will not let you go unless you bless me.wrestling involves close contact,and it takes time and effort. remember, you are as close to God as you choose to be.thank you.God bless you.
your brother in christ
john,(please give me your email address............
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WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Greetings in the Lord! This is Bob, one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome! We're glad you are here!
I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
In the love of Jesus.
Bob
there is nothing more important than developing a friendship with God.it is impossible for us to know God without having a deep relationship with him.the more we become God's friend. the more we will care about the things God cares about.jacob's passion for God's blessing on his life was so intense.he wrestled with God all night, saying,i will not let you go unless you bless me.wrestling involves close contact,and it takes time and effort. remember, you are as close to God as you choose to be.thank you.God bless you.
your brother in christ
john,(please give me your email address............
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