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Top 10 Signs Your Baptism service is not going as it should....

10. The Coast Guard has to become involved in some unexpected way.
9. The service is held at "Splash Mountain Water Park."
8.The Pastor has to wear a frogman outfit complete with air tanks into the water.
7. As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from JAWS.
6. The preacher uses plastic animated `Billy the Bass' singing "take me down to the river" instead of the traditional shall we gather at the river.
5. You hear the pastor say, "Oops! Honestly, sister, I didn't know about that drop-off."
4. The pastor can't get the rather large person being baptized back up out of the water and calls for "Help!"
3. The deacon board shows up with fishing gear and packing a cooler.
2. Just as the choir starts to sing, the Crocodile Hunter jumps out of the water and wrestles the preacher into submission.

And the Number 1 Sign Your Baptism service is not going as it should....

1. Two Words: Alka Seltzer

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Comment by maggie hancox on October 21, 2009 at 12:30am
Hahahahahahha lol, I am getting baptized on Sunday, this sure lightens the mood lol.
I have been for some bizzar reason really going through the mill about it, really emotional,so this was just what I needed.
Thanks :)

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