A Smile - Hymn No. 365!!

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the
beer in the world, I'd take it and pour
it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I
had All the wine in the world, I'd take
it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in
the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The hymn-leader stood very cautiously and
announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For
our closing hymn, let us sing Hymn No.365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'


See you at the river.