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Ninety-Eight



At the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "
How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.


"Mrs Jones?, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"


"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.


"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"


"Ninety eight." she replied.

"Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the
world?"


The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

"I outlived the witches."