WHO NEEDS A LITTLE HUMOUR BEFORE THE WEEK-END?

WHO NEEDS SOME HUMOUR BEFORE THE WEEK-END?



Waiting

(PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.... AND SHE WAS PROBABLY BLOND )AND SO AM I)

One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen.

After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.

He asked if she needed help and she replied, "It's about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!"




The Devil Goes to Church
Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.

The doors burst open, and a rolling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"

The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me...I've been married to your sister for 36 years!"



The president and his veep were talking when he said, "I hate all the dumb president jokes people tell about me."

The veep, feeling sorry for his boss, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

To patronize the president, he took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the veep.

The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the veep looked at the president. and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replied the president. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."





Paying Off Their Debts
Jones: "The Chinese make it an inviolable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"



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