I NEED SOME HUMOUR ... MY WEEK HAS BEEN ROUGH

SOME FOLKS NEED ALCOHOL, OR CIGARETTES, OR WORSE - DRUGS - TO RELAX... FORTUNATELY I ONLY NEED SOME GOOD HUMOUR... WELL I HOPE YOU FIND THIS GOOD OTHERWISE I WILL HAVE TO COME OVER AND TICKLE YOU


WIFE REPORTS MISSING HUSBAND... BUT SHE
IS NOT MISSING HER HUSBAND :) (SMILE)


A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

MATH PROBLEM...

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"

Student: "It's 42!"

Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"

Same student: "It's 24!"




MODERN GRANDMA'S AS OPPOSED TO POST MODERN GRANDMA'S
Grandma Today
In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast,
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.

When the kids were in a jam,
They could always call on Gram.
But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.

She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her,
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.


GETTING MUGGED

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.

Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"

To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT IT MADE ME SMILE.... I REALIZED THAT I MUST NOT BE OVERLY ANXIOUS IF ONE OR TWO PEOPLE ARE NOT "CONTENT" WITH ME... BECAUSE I KNOW THAT JESUS LOVES ME AND MY LOVED ONES ARE CONTENT WITH ME "JUST AS I AM"...

THIS MAY NOT BRING WEALTH OR LIMELIGHT BUT IT BRINGS CONSOLATION AND PEACE....

Success comes when you are content with yourself, when your activities bring contentment, and when GOD and everyone else is content with you.





<:))))>
Your Friend
Ramona P.