Jennifer,
He is alive again, the stone has been rolled away
he is alive again, He is no longer where He lay
He is alive again, I can hear the angels say
let all the earth rejoice, He is alive
I love you and miss you Jennifer, praying to hear from you soon.
God bless you and your family. have a blessed day!
Hey honey,
How are you? It has been a while since I heard anything from you.
Please know you are in my heart and I am sending you my love and blessings, even though we have not connected for a while. I love you dear Jennifer and God bless.
hello jennifer. this joke came from janet walker of the US. i am sharing it with you-
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see....Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claim that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Hello jennifer,
How are you? It has been a while since we chatted. Please know you are in my prayers and sooo much missed.
God bless you and keep you shinning for Him.
hi hope you are doing fine by His grace.jenifer am 28 yrs from ghana and from poor family God raise to become somebody so that i can help other family members .nagetively i start behaving badly .now and am empty in the spirit and physical world .i need your prayers pls
who ever is reading reading this is entitle to pray for me i dont want to go to hell .i need Lord .may God bless you all.Amen.
Hi Jen,
Thank you sweetheart for your message, I am so grateful to God that you are here, for your love to God and people. Sorry we keep missing each other in the chat, hopefully we will talk soon, just know you are in my prayers. God is faithful and this I declare for you and your family.
If I have to rate a page here on excellency, your page Jennifer will win, I do feel the presence of God here in your place and I am not saying this lightly. Be blessed my dear always. I love you in the Lord and so glad you are here.
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He is alive again, the stone has been rolled away
he is alive again, He is no longer where He lay
He is alive again, I can hear the angels say
let all the earth rejoice, He is alive
I love you and miss you Jennifer, praying to hear from you soon.
God bless you and your family. have a blessed day!
How are you? It has been a while since I heard anything from you.
Please know you are in my heart and I am sending you my love and blessings, even though we have not connected for a while. I love you dear Jennifer and God bless.
I see you online for the first time in a long time, how have you been? I prayed all is ok. I miss you honey, hope to hear from you soon.
it is long since i heard from you. hope God has kept you me too am blessed of Him . Have wonderful week.........
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see....Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claim that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
How are you? It has been a while since we chatted. Please know you are in my prayers and sooo much missed.
God bless you and keep you shinning for Him.
who ever is reading reading this is entitle to pray for me i dont want to go to hell .i need Lord .may God bless you all.Amen.
Thank you sweetheart for your message, I am so grateful to God that you are here, for your love to God and people. Sorry we keep missing each other in the chat, hopefully we will talk soon, just know you are in my prayers. God is faithful and this I declare for you and your family.
If I have to rate a page here on excellency, your page Jennifer will win, I do feel the presence of God here in your place and I am not saying this lightly. Be blessed my dear always. I love you in the Lord and so glad you are here.
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