Tammy thanks for the invite,we can use all humor we can get .Challenging world as long as we live.

I got a kick out of this radio story. A New York theatre was running a musical. Shortly after the musical began, a audience member's service dog took out after one of the performers. The dog was chasing him around. An usher saved the day and returned the dog to it's mortified owner. This was a production of Cats.

The dog was probably proud of itself and thought it did good chasing the cat.

God bless,

Mary

Another joke:  (big sigh...)

Last night I had the seafood. This morning I'm feeling eel.

I know. It's goofy.  :-)

hahaha Cute Mary. You're welcome Daniel.

My sister texted me. She was on her way home from work. There's cows in the road. A farmer's cows went for a jailbreak.  LOL  She's over there in NE. She said she honked and several of the cows ran back into the pasture.

I ordered one of those portable commodes. They're not so portable. heheheh I was concerned it would get stolen because it would be delivered at home while I was at work, and I was also concerned about assembly required. So, as it turns out, it got delivered yesterday. It's this huge square box. It was sitting on the sidewalk in front of our back steps. It looked about the size of our back steps. I saw it as I got home and thought...No, that box is huge. I don't know what the assembly required is, but maybe it's put a liner on the pan and insert bed pan. So I got up to the box and thought...No one in his right mind is going to steal this huge box with a commode in it. I also thought about whether I could fit in that box. It's the important details.

I got past the box and into the house. I emptied my arms and looked back at the box. The box has a small hole in the top. I hooked the box with my cane and slowly pulled the box up each step and into the house. I had a good laugh.

I also ordered the pan liners for the commode bed pan. Well, the plot thickens. That little box is MIA. LOL I have to search around outside. Maybe it's under the snow somewhere or the bushes out front. :-)

Okay, so the panliners showed up. We don't know where they've been.  LOL

I heard this story on the radio...

The DJ has a service dog in his house. The dog's at the front door making a fuss. A cat is outside rubbing up against the window. Of course the DJ (dad) said, "Don't feed the cat. It will stay." Well, the cat got tuna because they didn't own cat food. They have a dog. The cat disappeared. Dad noticed the cat next door making friends and getting milk and tuna.  He put an ad online. The cat's nails are clipped. Someone is missing their cat. Well, the owner showed up.  His cat was moving from house to house in the neighborhood getting tuna and milk.

God bless,

Mary

New joke you can tell kids...

What do you say to boiling water?

You will be missed.   :-)

Wait A Minute

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

Hi Guardian. A Happy New Year to you as well.

Happy New year to all my friends hope its`a` millennia`` of Seasoning and realise letting go of old bringing in new age Healing for in the mid`st it came down like a sheet mirage for their was a phenomenon divine  for thou art with me till the end of times new vine wine skins when Jesus received the sour wine no`` bitterness touched is lips He held the cup of salvation raised up is manner Bourne places met in fullness gift work John: 19:30 Amen

Thanks David & the same to you

HA!  Love it Tammy.

Love the grandma one

YOU SURE HAVE SOME FUNNY ONES !!

Thanks Robin Bird. I aim to please.

LOL... hilarious